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You were sitting at your desk, which had a few notebooks scattered here and there, a case full of pencils, and a huge desktop computer, writing down a somewhat complex math problem. Okay, somewhat complex in your book; others thought that these types of math problems were easy.

As you were furiously scribbling down the answer, a pair of arms latched onto your shoulders.

"{Name}-chan! Guess who?" Clearly this person didn't know the correct rules of the 'guess who' game or they were just trolling. You turn around, almost fast enough to give you whiplash, to meet with the red eyed raven information broker, Izaya Orihara.

"Izaya! What are you even doing in here?" You glared as he released his hold on your shoulders. Oh, for sure this wasn't normal, not at all. When Izaya personally met with someone, nothing good ever came.

"Details, details" he replied back in a sing-song voice as he spun around the room. A sudden cat-like grin graced his features; okay this was defiantly not normal. This was calm before the storm. "I got something to show you, {Name}-pyon!"

'Stop with the weird nicknames, weirdo' You didn't notice when he practically shoved you out of your computer chair and sat in it instead. "Ouch! Hey, what's the big idea?" you say as you picked yourself off of the floor and watched as Izaya scooted up to your desk and quickly pulled the main page of Youtube onto your computer screen. Curiosity got the best of you as you lightly walked over to the desk where he was.

His super-fast typing amazed you as he punched in a number of tags into the search bar. What popped up after he hit the enter button, which he did in slow motion you might add, was creeping you out. The title video had your friend from school, Kida Masaomi, in it with the words 'I'm a banana'.

'Okay, this is odd' you thought to yourself as Izaya drew his attention to you. His amused eyes looked at you for a second before he spoke. "Okay, now watch closely" he said as his smirk actually got wider than what it was a minute ago. If it stretched anymore, it would have been obnoxious. You nodded mutely as you drew towards the large screen. Izaya clicked the play button. You could see the glint from his eyes. Something was defiantly wrong but you couldn't put a finger onto what it actually was.

As the video kept on playing, you expression was one who looked like they just found out Christmas was canceled as all you could do was stare. It ended in just a mere minute and fifty seconds but your face still stayed the same.

Clearly satisfied with you reaction, Izaya silently left you (and your house coincidently) to wallow in what you just watched. 'Kida is….. a banana……………?' The minutes of your old school clock slowly ticked away as you tried to process everything. A smile slowly formed on your face as the same thought kept going off in your mind. Said smile broke out even more bigger smile as the more you thought about it until a small laugh came out of your voice box. More laughter escaped you as clutched your side. Kida was a banana? It was slowly becoming the most hilarious thing that you ever had heard in your entire life. And him singing it was even more funny.

You wondered if Kida knew about the video being on Youtube aka broadcasted all over the world? You didn't really care but you wanted to see Kida and to ask him if he really was a banana. It was best to get it from the (unwilling) source anyway.

A buzzing sound from your phone signaled that you got a text from someone. As you read the name of who sent the text, you bursted out laughing. You can't believe it. Kida had sent the text. It read:
"Helllllllooooooooo {Name}-chan. How are you doing this evening? –wink- Mikado and I wanted to know if you'll hang out with us tomorrow (there's no school tomorrow)? Anri said she'll join us too."

With your hands trembling, due to your fit of gut-breaking laughter, you clumsily reply as 'Sure, sounds nice. Can't wait to see you guys'. After you sent the text, the laughter returned to you once more. Oh, yes. You couldn't wait to see Mr. Banana to ask him if he was the banana he said he was.

You then had giggle fit before going to bed. Tomorrow was going to be awesome!
My first ever X Reader fanfic and it's in two parts. Part 1 is finished and I'll probably do part 2 tomorrow.

Inspiration for the X Reader: [link]
IT'S AMAZING. YOU MUST WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, if this seems OOC, heck the video that this is inspired by is OOC, so it's all good. :3 A nice break from my stamp invasion at least.

Kida, Izaya, and Durarara!! belong to their respective owners. I'm a banana song belongs to Onision. {Name} belongs to me/the reader.
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:iconilovemyself12345:
ilovemyself12345 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Student Artist
hahahahahah *sigh i wish i was a banana 
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VocaLuver Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Student Artist
....I can feel it......
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SkyPainter28 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've heard of the song but never listened to it so then I did and I was laughing so hard!
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narutoEATsasuke Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
oh god.... :iconshockplz:
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OtakuandWords Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Onision!
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Khadidja-boo Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS ! not to mention the video lol
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chals099 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
As soon as I saw the tittle I'm a banana I had to read it and it turned out awesome!!!
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SilentGirl888 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Holy crap, there IS no school tomorrow. Weird, I'm not exactly a Kida fan, but who could resist the title?! XD
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MakaMomoOuran Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
Kida is a Banana
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Katarenna Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I saw the video!
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:icondeath-the-kids-lover:
What does being a banana mean?
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:iconmusic00melody:
Music00Melody Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Writer
Just that, being a banana XD
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Mini-Monny Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I watched this video last night XD
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8DeathThetittle8 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
OMG! I saw that video a while ago! This just made my day XD
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XOX-Vocaloid-Jinx Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Student General Artist
LOL this sounds like something Kida would say. It also sounds like something Kagamine Len would say! :laughing:
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animechickfreak Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
that... was AWESOME. and funny ^_^
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KitsuneKassandra Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What..... The hell.... Did. I. Just. Read?!?!? Hahahahahahahahhaha
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:iconkaze-yo:
Kaze-yo Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Is it that bad or a good kind of bad?
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:iconkitsunekassandra:
KitsuneKassandra Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It was awesome. Just..... Weird hahaha. I loved it...... It was just hahahaha
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sealand22 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ZOMG! I love that video and right after i watched it i was like "ITS FANFICTION TIME!" I was thinking of writing one were Kida (somehow) ends up getting drunk and starts running around singing that song XD
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KatNuclear Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012
OMFG I LOVED THAT VIDEO
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:iconkaze-yo:
Kaze-yo Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Me too, my friend, me too
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KatNuclear Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
Immabanana
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Karou33 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
is there a next part? and I watched the video a million times and I know the lyrics by heart! XDD
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:iconkaze-yo:
Kaze-yo Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No, unless I get out of my writers block. ;;
xDD
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Karou33 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
sad I hate writers block
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:iconkaze-yo:
Kaze-yo Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Me too, orz.......
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xLosingPandorax Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh my god, I was about to burst during the video, but I held it in. Then after it was finished, surprisingly, I didn't laugh. But oh. my. gawd. Oh Kida~
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Kaze-yo Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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xLosingPandorax Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Student General Artist
He kind of looked like Walker in the video at some points...
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MariHadALittleLambo Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD so true
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proud-hetalian Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
please make the rest!!!
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Kaze-yo Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
When I have the motivation, of course
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proud-hetalian Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
ok thank you!
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lolwvanessa Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
lol XD this is pure win XD can't want until the next part X3
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Kaze-yo Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks :3
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lolwvanessa Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
your welcome ^-^
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:iconnicci-chan:
Nicci-Chan Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
awesome so far
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FlawlessNobody Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
OMG I LOVE ONISIAN!
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MadameDezzyB Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012
LOL! ReaderxBanana!Kida! Hilarious!
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Kaze-yo Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks. Part 2 will be done soon ^^
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MadameDezzyB Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
yusssss
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iShadowLink Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I caught myself laughing at some parts. X'D
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Kaze-yo Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww, thank you. That means a lot to me that I made someone laugh (was laughing through-out when writing it)
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iShadowLink Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
^^
Believe it or not that's the first characterxreader story I've seen. I honestly didn't know anyone did that or that it even existed. Hah. Great job though ^w^
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Kaze-yo Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There's tons of X Reader's on dA and Fanfiction.net but those are mostly Hetalia or KHR ones. I felt like being a little bit different plus I like Durarara!!
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iShadowLink Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hm. Very cool o3o And I like durarara!! too ^^
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